Men. Eyeliner. Muscles. Bad bleach jobs. Swollen lips. Beautiful blue eyes (Leto). Terrible acting (Everyone!). Unnecessary trembling to convey emotion. Trite. Clichéd. Rhys-Meyer and Leto should be lovers. Farrell sucked. Stone's an idiot. Night wasted. Diana unhappy. Jan very unhappy. The horror.
The Life of a Zaftig Chick in the City